I didn't know the gospel of Bailey Zimmerman walking into Canada Life Place on a Friday night. I knew the name, knew the rough shape of the story — a kid from Louisville, Illinois, who was still building gas pipelines in 2020, posted a video on TikTok, and somehow ended up one of country music's fastest-rising stars — but the songs weren't in my bones yet. That changes now. All 8,000 of us in that arena got ordained whether we signed up for it or not.